I am writing to inquire about the alarming number of razors located in the showering facility we share. I know that using a fresh razor is completely necessary to keep parts of yourself free of body hair while also preventing from pesky nicks caused by a dull razor. Is it necessary, though, to have more than one razor belonging to you? I believe the answer to this question is no. Now I can understand that you may be a multi-tasker while in there. You might be shaving both your legs at the same time. This would require the use of only one extra razor as I am fairly sure that both of you only have two hands. This still doesn't account for the 8 (yes 8) razors located in our bathroom. If you do not believe me, here is some photographic evidence:
Please consider rethinking your shaving needs. I am tired of moving my loofah and knocking 3 razors on to the shower floor.
Sincerely,
Your BFF Jill
